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Wasted Blocks by Matec

Wasted Blocks - - -CAN YOU SEE SOMETHING STRANGE AT THIS PICTURE - YEPP, YOU GUESSED RIGHT. THE BOOBIES ARE EXTREMELY BIG! (AND EXTREMELY TASTY, I KNOW!) NOW TO THE STORY ABOUT WHEN THEY BECAME SO BIG - ONCE UPON A TIME, TWO NICE LITTLE COMPUTER FREAKS (GIRLS FREAKS), HAD A LITTLE HAMBURGER-BAR COMPETITION. ONE OF THE HAMBURGER BARS WERE IN LONDON, PICCADELLY. AS A ROUTINE-JOB, THE TWO LITTLE NICE BOYS WENT INTO THE VERY BIG HAMBURGER-BAR. THE FOOD SMELLED GOOD, AND THE BOYS FELT HAPPY. THEY WENT TO THE HAMBURGER DISK, AND ORDERED 'ALLT VAD HUSET HAVA'. BUT THEY DIDN'T UNDERSTAND 'ALLT VAD HUSET HAVA' SO THE BOYS YELLED 'WE WANT ALL, YOU BLOODY MOTHER FUCKER - ', AND THEY UNDERSTOOD AT ONCE. THEY STARTED TO RUN AND YELL:'GIVE THE BOYS ALL THAT WE HAVE!!'. THEN THE BOYS WENT TO A TABLE AND SAT DOWN. THEN ONE OF THE BOYS, CALLED 'B - XY' YELLED: 'HEY MAN, DON'T FORGET MY PEPSIES!'. WHEN THE BOYS HAD EATEN 23.3457654 BIG-MACS, THEY STILL YELLED FOR MORE! THEN THE OWNER OF THE BAR THOUGHT FOR HIMSELF: 'OH. THEY'RE GONNA EAT ME OUT FROM THIS BAR. WHAT SHOULD I DO? I KNOW! LETS GIVE THEM MY ABSOLUTE SPECIALITY!' (BHE - HE, GUESS WHAT?) AND SO THE OWNER OF THE BAR BROUGHT THE TWO LITTLE BOYS A NICE 'LITTLE' GIRL CALLED 'S - J ..X' (I THINK!). THEN THE BOYS WENT SO HAPPY, AND ASKED THE NICE LITTLE GIRL IF SHE WOULD LIKE TO COME TO THEIR HOTEL WITH THEM. AND THE NICE LITTLE GIRL DELIGHTFULLY ACCEPTED. WHEN THE TWO LITTLE BOYS AND THE NICE LITTLE GIRL CAME UP TO THE HOTEL-ROOM, ONE OF THE BOYS GOT INTO AN EMERGENCIE (IN SWEDISH WE CALL IT 'PISSNODIG'), SO HE WENT TO THE TOILET. AND WHEN THE OTHER LITTLE BOY WAS ALONE WITH THE NICE LITTLE GIRL HE STARTED TO GET SOME NASTY THOUGHTS (AND SO WAS THE NICE LITTLE GIRL!!), SO THE LITTLE BOY BECAME A BIG NASTY BOY, AND THE NICE LITTLE GIRL BECAME A 'LITTLE' NASTY GIRL WITH BIG TITS! AND THEN THE NASTY BOY AND THE NASTY GIRL WENT INTO THE NASTY BOY'S BED. AND THBN THE GIRL AND THE BOY STARTED TO DO A LOT OF STRANGE THINGS. IT SOUNDED LIKE THIS 'I LOV - ,' AH LET ME WRITE, I KNOW HOW IT SOUNDED. ' - HEY MAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED P.A?'. THAT WAS THE LITTLE BOY WHO HAD VISITED THE TOILET, WHICH SAID THAT. (DU SKA ALLTID FORSTORA ALLTING B - Y). AND SO THE OTHER NICE LITTLE BOY BECAME A NASTY BOY AND JOYNED THE OTHER TWO IN THE BED. TOGETHER THE TWO NASTY BOYS SUCKED & SICKED & SOCKED & SLABBED & SOG & PIPPADE & FUCKED & PUMPADE & PUMPED & GUUTTELI-GU - HUTT & DROG OVER & MASSAGED & RUBED & SUCKED & SICKED & SOCKED & SLABBED - YAFTER SIX HOURRS OF SICKING & SUCKING & SOCKING & SLABBIBG & SUGING & UNT-SO-WITHERING THE LITTLE GIRL'S TITS BEGAN TO GROW ENORMOUSSLY INTO VERY BIG BOOBIES!! AND SO THE LITTLE BOYS TOOK A CAMERA AND TOOK A PHOTO OF HER, BUT UNFORTUNATELY P.A WAS THERE AND UNT-SO-WHITHERING, SO B - Y HAD TO CUT TO PHOTO IN THE MIDDLE. (GUESS WHAT P.A WAS DOING THERE?!?!). AND THEN THE BOYS TOOK A DIGITALIZER AND DIGITALIZED THE PHOBTO - THE AMIGA AND THEN TRANSFERED TO THE 64. THEN THE BOYS MADE A LITTLE DEMO-PART OF THE PICTURE TO SHARE THE LITTLE GIRL WITH THE BIG BOOBIES WITH ALL THE MATEC FANS - 8IF YOU WANT HER PHONE NUMBER IT IS: 01-54 24 86 ENGLAND. - $NOW PRESS SPACE TO SEE MORE BULLSHIT - 6GOOD BYE FOR THIS TIME - 2(C) MATEC - SWEDISH FRONTLINE IN THE YEAR OF 1987! - GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - +GROVEL GROVEL YAMN YAMN LOOK AT OUR GIRLE - DON'T LET YOUR EYES FALL DOWN IN YOUR KNEES, WHEN YOU LOOK AT HER TITS - WE HAD TO CUT HER AT THE MIDDLE, COS YFZ WANTED THE BOTTOM PART - =HE'S A NECHROFILE. HE'S THE ONLY GUY WHO CAN FUCK A HALF GIRL - =OK YFZ, SORRY FOR THAT COMENT - $GUESS WHO'S BEHIND ALL THE MACHINERY - YES, THAT'S RIGHT. THE TWO MOST SHINING AND ENORMOUS GUYS IN THE COMPUTER-WORLD, P.C.A AND BLACKFLY - (ALL GOODLOOKING GIRLS IN THE TEENS 14-17 CAN LOOK FURTHER ON FOR TELEPHONE NUMBERS - 4NOW LETS BE SERIOUS. - WE DECIDED TO SHOW YOU THE MOST ACTION FILLED PICTURES IN THE COMMODORE-HISTORY, SO BLACKFLY HAMMERED DOWN HIS VIDEO, (TOOK SOME PIECES INTO THE MIXER), AND MADE A DIGITALIZER FOR PICTURES. WE TOOK SOME PICTURES OF OUR SELVES, BUT WE THOUGHT THAT THEY WERE TO SEXY TO SHOW ALL THE FEMALE FANS OF OURS, SO WE DECIDED TO GET OURSELVES A GIRLIE, COS THERE ARE MORE GUYS THAN GIRLS HACKING, WHICH WANT'S GOODLOOKING GIRLS INSTEAD OF VERY GOODLOOKING GUYS, (SOME BOYS WANTS PICTURES OF BOYS INSTEAD, HI EINAR - ). NOW WHEN WE GOT OURSELVES A GIRLIE, WE DECIDED TO SHARE HER WITH YOU DEMO-FREAK (AND SUPER-HACKER FREAK WHICH DON'T HAVE ANY GIRLS FOR YOURSELF!! BUT WAIT, P.C.A AND BLACKFLY ARE JUST NOW MAKING A REVOLUTIONARY SATISFIER FOR YOU POOR GUYS. THE NAME OF THE PRUDUCT IS 'ELECTRONIC PUSSY-FUCKER', ASSEMBLED TO PLUG INTO THE EXPANTION PORT - HOLD ON YOU IMPOTENT GUYS. WE'RE ALSO GOING TO MAKE A DICK EXPANSION FOR THE USER-PORT - AND NOW OVER TO THE PLOT. AFTER WE'VE GOT OURSELVES A DIGITALIZER AND A GIRL, WE DECIDED TO TRY ONE OF THE OBJECTS. (YOU CAN GUESS FOR YOURSELF WHICH ONE WE TOOK FIRST.) BLACKFLY GOT HIMSELF A GREAT DEAL OF WORK WHEN HE SHOULD CUT AWAY ONE OF US FROM ALL THE DIGITALIZED PICTURES (NO NAMES). AND ALL THOSE PICTURES ARE GOING TO BE RELASED SOON IN A DEMO CALLED 'HOW TO CUT AWAY P.C.A FROM DIGITIZED PICTURES'?!?!? - &AND NOW OVER TO SOMETHING ELSE, COS THBIS !S - HERE'S IS A HAMBUGER-BAR TEST (OUR TEST RESULTS):10. CLOCK DRIVE-IN ARSTA (COS ALL THE GIRLS HAS SHORT SKIRTS AND NICE LEGS) 9. BIG-BURGER KUNGSG. (FOR EXTREMELY GOODLOOKING GIRLS) 8. THE CHINA BAR (IT'S NOT A HAMBURGER-BAR, BUT THEY HAVE NICE GIRLS) 7. L. HAGEN IMPORT (HA! FOOLED YOU, DIDN'T WE. IT'S A SEX SHOP!) 6. CLOCK SUNDBYBERG (COS ALL THE GIRLS HAVE THIN T-SHIRTS!!) 5. HARD-ROCK CAFE MANHATTAN AVENUE 457 (WE HOPE YOU'LL COME AND VISIT US AS YOU PROMISED, MARIE) 4. MACDONALDS LONDON PICADELLY (FOR HAVING SAMATHA FOX VISITING SOMETIMES!!) 3. ERIKSDALSSKOLAN, SCHOOL SKANSTULL (FOR HAVING AWFUL FOOD WHICH WE CAN THROW AT THE WALLS!) 2. MACDONALDS HOTORGET STOCKHOLM SWEDEN EUROPE (FOR HAVING SEXY GIRLS IN BIKINY, TOP-LESS, WHICH ARE GOOD AT SOMETHING ELSE THAN MIX AND FIX HAMBURGERS!) - 9AND NOW FINALLY TO NUMBER - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. BOYS AND GIRLS. MINE DAMEN UNT HERREN (IT'S THE GERMANY LANGUAGE ?!?!?!) MESSIEURS-DAMMES (FRENCH) GUTTELY-GUTTHUTT (NORSKA) GRGRGRG-RRGRG (DANSKE) DAMER O HERRAR (SVENSKA) - (HOLLAND) LET US INTRRODUCE THE WINNER OF THE VERY BEST HAMBURGER-BAR TEST. - P.C.A:S AND BLACKFLYS STEAK HOUSE. (CALL US F - OR IMFORMATION) WE'RE PRETTY BUSSY KEEPING THE GIRLS WITH A JOB, SO THEREFOR GOODBYE FOR THIS TIME. ( - !!) WE HOPE THAT YOU HAVE ENJOYED THIS DEMO. IF YOU HAVEN'T, CALL US FOR A FREE EX OF THE ELECTRONINC PUSSY FUCKER - 8PLEASE ACCEEPT THAT THIS WAS NO JOKE, IT WAS PLAIN FACTS - ;TELPHONE NUMBERS ARE. 08-58 36 50 (P.C.A) ALWAYS IN A MOOD. - 40758-722 59 (BLACKFLY) I'M COMING FASTER THAN LIGHT! - GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - (FOR HAVING SEXY GIRLS IN BIKINY, TOP-LESS, WHICH ARE GOOD AT SOMETHING ELSE THAN MIX AND FIX HAMBURGERS!) - 9AND NOW FINALLY TO NUMBER - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. BOYS AND GIRLS. MINE DAMEN UNT HERREN (IT'S THE GERMANY LANGUAGE ?!?!?!) MESSIEURS-DAMMES (FRENCH) GUTTELY-GUTTHUTT (NORSKA) GRGRGRG-RRGRG (DANSKE) DAMER O HERRAR (SVENSKA) - (HOLLAND) LET US INTRRODUCE THE WINNER OF THE VERY BEST HAMBURGER-BAR TEST. - P.C.A:S AND BLACKFLYS STEAK HOUSE. (CALL US F - OR IMFORMATION) WE'RE PRETTY BUSSY KEEPING THE GIRLS WITH A JOB, SO THEREFOR GOODBYE FOR THIS TIME. ( - !!) WE HOPE THAT YOU HAVE ENJOYED THIS DEMO. IF YOU HAVEN'T, CALL US FOR A FREE EX OF THE ELECTRONINC PUSSY FUCKER - 8PLEASE ACCEEPT THAT THIS WAS NO JOKE, IT WAS PLAIN FACTS - ;TELPHONE NUMBERS ARE. 08-58 36 50 (P.C.A) ALWAYS IN A MOOD. - 40758-722 59 (BLACKFLY) I'M COMING FASTER THAN LIGHT! - RLS. MINE DAMEN UNT HERREN (IT'S THE GERMANY LANGUAGE ?!?!?!) MESSIEURS-DAMMES (FRENCH) GUTTELY-GUTTHUTT (NORSKA) GRGRGRG-RRGRG (DANSKE) DAMER O HERRAR (SVENSKA) - (HOLLAND) LET US INTRRODUCE THE WINNER OF THE VERY BEST HAMBURGER-BAR TEST. - P.C.A:S AND BLACKFLYS STEAK HOUSE. (CALL US F - OR IMFORMATION) WE'RE PRETTY BUSSY KEEPING THE GIRLS WITH A JOB, SO THEREFOR GOODBYE FOR THIS TIME. ( - !!) WE HOPE THAT YOU HAVE ENJOYED THIS DEMO. IF YOU HAVEN'T, CALL US FOR A FREE EX OF THE ELECTRONINC PUSSY FUCKER - 8PLEASE ACCEEPT THAT THIS WAS NO JOKE, IT WAS PLAIN FACTS - ;TELPHONE NUMBERS ARE. 08-58 36 50 (P.C.A) ALWAYS IN A MOOD. - 40758-722 59 (BLACKFLY) I'M COMING FASTER THAN LIGHT! -